That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
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You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
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my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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