Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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