who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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