They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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