Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Jerry, you need to find god
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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