Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
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Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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