You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
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She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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