your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
We have so much sex to catch up on
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Never underestimate the power of titties
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