Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Randomize