I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
