I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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