I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
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Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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