i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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