do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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