you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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