hotel room ftw
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
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Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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