please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
either way he was missing a nipple.
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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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