He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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