I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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