okay pat passed out under dana's car
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
You have to summon your inner elephant
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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