Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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