This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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