Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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