I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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