is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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