dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Watching her eat just hurts me
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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