Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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