Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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