Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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