I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Your cock deserves a montage
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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