if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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