i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I am full of burrito and curiosity
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
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Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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