He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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