guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
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Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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