Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
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Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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