The maid of honor just puked.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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