when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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