Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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