I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend