as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
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I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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