I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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