only you would photoshop your dick
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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