Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
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I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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