So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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