I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
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found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
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You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."