I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"