i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
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she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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