HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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