For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Someone came in the potted fern
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
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We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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