i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
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I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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