whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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