dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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