Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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