Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
God gave him joint rollers for hands
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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